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highenergyjewtrino:

poryqon:

when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group

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When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.

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commanderspock:

wolverxne

Misty Morning in Bagan, Myanmar | by: {  }

seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a stupid movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

humorking:

my hobbies include looking at text posts and wondering how i didn’t think of them first

sluttybitch2007:

YES I GOOGLED HOW TO TAKE A SCREEN SHOT FIGHT ME 

Just because I’m gay…

unsolve:

who wore it better

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forevercemetery:

if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

religiousdad:

when you ask ur crush who they like and they say someone else’s name and you act like you’re fine

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bewbin:

joshpeck:

bewbin:

joshpeck:

tbt to when i cared

its sunday get a calender

i don’t care

well i should’ve expected this

theanti90smovement:

*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?

togepied:

"oh i forgot to make dinner"
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"guess we’re having takeout tonight!"
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parkingstrange:

I was laying naked in my bed earlier and my brother and sister got home from school so they just walked right in and saw me there, laying naked. My sister looked me right in the eye and said “can you park that somewhere else?” she saw the chance and she fucking took it.