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sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

poussbae:

Steal Their Look: Iggy Azalea and Macklemore

Holsum Country-Style White Bread (x2): $15.99

Kraft Mayo: $2.50

Artist:
Shufflehound
Track:
Freddy's Music Box Remix
Plays:
31,078 plays

rendezvousramen:

shufflehound:

This should make the music box less scary. Or worse. Whatever takes your fancy.

Bottom of the sea

asseroth:

theappleppielifestyle:

a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”

I think this is a good example of how the world should work.

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

aerloxlehkka:

verhungernde:

fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

eight-times-nine:

rabioheab:

take a moment to reflect on this image of a prepubescent taylor lautner in a shark costume singing with sharks

He wasn’t singing, but he was fucking sassing the HELL out of Mr. Electric.

verily-thor:

christineismychapel:

poehlerfey:

YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU

Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.

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tortillah:

when the quiet kid in class makes a good comeback

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